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Because I already did that once, and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me. I can assure you that your bag How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Are you physically gonna take my bag beneath the plane? Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it in there?

Then shut your pie hole Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large, we-- Greg: Get your grubby little paws off of my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I want to blow up the plane. I wanna stow my bag according to your safety regulations.

If you would take a second All I wanna do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you! The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here now If you can get it from my kung fu grip, then you can have it.

Otherwise, step off, bitch.

meet the parents circle of trust quote

Yeah, one of my favorites. Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh? What do you mean? You know, the whole drug thing. No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? Some people think that Well, Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon.

Are you a pothead, Focker? No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm-- I'm not-- I-- I pass on grass all the time.

Meet The Parents Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Ben Stiller movie

I mean, not all the time. Yes or no, Greg? Oh, poor Kevin looks lonely. Maybe I should ask him to dance. What do you think? I bet he could, uh, whittle a private little dance floor for the two of you.

I'm not raising my voice. This would be raising my voice to you, okay? I don't want to check my bag. By the way, your airline — you suck at checking bags. Because I already did that once, and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me. I can assure you that your bag How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Are you physically gonna take my bag beneath the plane?

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Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it in there? Then shut your pie hole Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large, we— Greg: Get your grubby little paws off of my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I want to blow up the plane. I wanna stow my bag according to your safety regulations. If you would take a second All I wanna do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you!

The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here now If you can get it from my kung fu grip, then you can have it.

Otherwise, step off, bitch. I have a plane full of people telling me you threatened that stewardess. I was not threatening her, I was just trying to get my bag in the overhead storage thing. Norm the Security Guard: You were acting like a maniac and then you threaten her with a bomb. No, I said I didn't have a bomb.

I said it's not like I had a bomb on an airplane. You said bomb on an airplane. What's wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?

meet the parents circle of trust quote

You can't say bomb on an airplane. A co-worker of Norm's comes in. We've got a specialist. How'd you get here? I didn't do anything, Jack. Well, then tell these guys that I'm not a terrorist.

meet the parents circle of trust quote

I'm not gonna tell anybody anything until you answer some questions. Unless you want to spend the next couple of years of your life in prison, you better goddamn well tell me the truth.

meet the parents circle of trust quote

Did you do this? Just answer the questions. Did you have me taken off of that airplane?

meet the parents circle of trust quote

Just answer the question. Put your hands over there. You're sick, you know that? Is your name Gaylord Focker?

Meet the Parents quotes

Are you a male nurse? Are you a pothead? Have you ever smoked pot? And you did that because you were desperately seeking my approval? Because you love my daughter Pam? Do you wanna marry her? Do you want to marry her? What does that mean? I love your daughter, Jack.

I love her more than anything. But frankly, sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts about whether or not I could even survive in your family.

I think you've got some serious issues. If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter? Would you lighten up a lot? Would you promise to let me and Pam live our lives and not interfere all the time? I promise not to interfere in your lives all the time. Will you stop making fun of me for being a nurse?